ASSISTED LIVING: THE MUSICAL®

THE SONG TITLES TELL THE STORY...
	Help! I've Fallen For You (and I Can't Get Up) — At last a super-charged romance about power of love and battery life.
	The day you hit that magic age, the AARP will find you !
	Join the Fam'ly (the Organ Donor Song) — Whether trading up or down, blood is thicker than "oughta."
	Everything is Swell Again at Pelican Roost. — A glimpse into the perfect community for parties, pick-ups and pickleball.
	Better watch out for A Ton-and-a-Half of Cadillac Steel. It may be barreling through your neighborhood soon.
	I Got the "Lost-My-Dentures-on-Steak-Night" Blues — There is no sadder tale than a man who can no longer masticate...
	... unless it is the tale a woman left to walk the shoulder of the information super-highway in WalkerDude@FaceBook.com.

You Can Trust Me: I'm a Lawyer.
Naomi Lipschitz Yamamoto Murphy — The last name in real estate.
My Hide — Plastic surgical options? Here are razor-sharp, cutting-edge observations.
Ben Younger Comedy Hour — Live from the Kumbaya Community Room.
The Uplifting Viagra® Medley — It'll raise your expectations. It'll raise your spirits. It may even raise your eyebrows.

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